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Take Me to Your Rita Tee™

Take Me to Your Rita Tee™

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Take Me to Your Rita Tee™

Soft enough for space travel. Bold enough for happy hour.

Whether you’re getting beamed up or just buzzing off lime and tequila, this tee’s got you covered. It’s soft, stretchy, and flattering for all species—perfect for sipping ritas, dodging UFOs, or just vibing under the stars.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton = smoother than a frozen marg

• Lightweight and breathable for intergalactic comfort

• Pre-shrunk so it stays the shape you love

• Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping = built for human (and alien) durability

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Made just for you—because we don’t do boring tees or boring drinks. 🌮👽

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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